Houdini Lyrics – Eminem

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The lyrics of "Houdini" by Eminem, narrates his comeback to the rap scene, boasting about his lyrical abilities and addressing his critics. The song features a mix of humor, braggadocio, and social commentary. Eminem reflects on his past struggles, including his battle with drug addiction, and addresses the changing landscape of the music industry and society at large. He also takes jabs at censorship and those who attempt to silence him, asserting his resilience and unwavering presence in the rap game. ...Read More

Houdini Lyrics

[Skit: Paul Rosenberg]
Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good f**king luck, you're on your own

[Intro: Eminem]
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's sticking out, yeah, like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pulling up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's
Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like

[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bruh

[Verse 2: Eminem]
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
​Turned me into smiley face emoji
My sh!t may not be age appropri—
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when I started this verse
It did start off light-hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind boggling how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the sh!t is just like y'all have been light jogging and I've been running at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin
And I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white-chalking when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"

[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bruh

[Bridge: Eminem]
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see the way sh!t is today
(Look at this sh!t, man) He'd probably say that everything is gay
(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?

[Verse 3: Eminem]
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting
Just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumping R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walking parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
Like a motherf**king hacky sack I treat the whole world
'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But f**k that, if I think that sh!t, I'ma say that sh!t
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Snake-as* prick, you male crossdresser, fake-as* b!tch
And I'll probably get sh!t for that
(Watch) But you can all suck my d!ck, in fact
F**k them, f**k Dre, f**k Jimmy, f**k me, f**k you
F**k my own kids they're brats (F**k 'em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw
'Cause you're never gone see me
Caught sleeping and see the kidnapping never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like

[Chorus: Eminem]
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof)
Just like that and I'm back, bruh

Submitted by  Rollteam

Last Update: June 7, 2024

Houdini Lyrics Meaning

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Cast & Crew

  • Artist / Band
  • Producer(s)
  • Luis Resto & Eminem
  • Writter(s)
  • Eminem, Anne Dudley, Jeff Bass, Malcolm McLaren, Steve Miller, Trevor Horn, DJ Head & Luis Resto
  • Released On
  • May 31, 2024

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FAQs & Knowledge

Who is the singer of "Houdini" song?

"Houdini" song is sung by Eminem.

Who is the lyrics writer of "Houdini" song?

"Houdini" song lyrics written by Eminem, Anne Dudley, Jeff Bass, Malcolm McLaren, Steve Miller, Trevor Horn, DJ Head & Luis Resto.

Who is the music producer of "Houdini" song?

"Houdini" song music composed & produced by Luis Resto & Eminem.

When was "Houdini" song released?

"Houdini" song was released on May 31, 2024.